Is the New Generation Savvy?

Not enough young people are signing on to the pyrami- er, ponz-, well, “redistributive, egalitarian, fun, go-lucky care-bear wonderland” that is the Affordable Care Act:

The new private health plans available under Obamacare drew in fewer young and healthy Americans than needed for the administration to make healthcare reform a market success in the first wave of enrollment, an official report showed on Monday….Younger enrollees tend to be healthy and are needed to help offset the cost of covering older, sicker consumers, because Obamacare prohibits insurers from charging sick people higher rates and limits the cost premium they can assign to older policyholders.

Wow. You mean only low-lifes and welfarians signed up for the socialist-style Obamacare? Utterly amazing. Even while ramping up the costs for insurance companies in an attempt to suck off buyers, they’re still having difficulty.

A federal mandate. That’s what it will take to keep these enemies-of-the-state from tanking an otherwise beautiful project.



The Military Isn’t on Our Side – 20 Examples of Evil & Corruption

The United States military is not on our side. A long compilation of abuses demonstrate clearly where Traditionalists stand in the eyes of this Federal appendage. It is a difficult thing for a Southerner to swallow, many serving with distinction in the armed forces, but one an independence-seeking Alabamian must recognise.

1. The Pentagon has issued a training manual reeking with “white guilt” brainwashing. It states in part:

Simply put, a healthy, white, heterosexual, Christian male receives many unearned advantages of social privilege, whereas a black, homosexual, atheist female in poor health receives many unearned disadvantages of social privilege

2. West Point, which used to posses a long tradition of Christian character, has thrown it’s name in the dust as it hosts the first ever male Sodomite “wedding” on it’s campus.

3. The Air Force has now dropped the use of “So Help me God” from the cadet’s oath.

4. The Pentagon hints that it would court-martial Christians for sharing the Faith.

5. Priests were threatened with military arrest for performing Mass on military bases during the government “shutdown.”

6. The military ordered a Chaplain to delete a quote from General Eisenhower – “There are no atheists in foxholes”- from his own website.

7. The Air Force hosted drag queens on it’s “diversity day“- replete with an openly Sodomite guest speaker, Brig. General Tammy Smith. The Air Force Office of Public Affairs stated:

Drag acts to this day represent the struggle for freedom and equality of the LGBT community, while at the same time providing a deep-rooted historical form of entertainment for the LGBT culture.

8. A U.S. Army soldier was investigated and disciplined after serving Chic-fil-A sandwiches during his promotion party.

9. Admiral Mike Mullen, 17th Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told a Chaplain to abandon his Christian faith or leave:

Chaplain, if you can’t get in line with this policy (of open Sodomites in the military), resign your commission.

10. A JROTC Sergeant in Huntsville, Alabama was subjected to a Federal investigation after he was asked what the Bible says on Sodomy, replying that it viewed the act as sinful.

11. The military puts women in combat roles across the globe.

12. The Department of Defense calls Traditional views “extremist.”

13. The SPLC is listed as an authoritative source of reference by the DoD, helping shape internal affairs.

14. The U.S. Army forbade Priests from reading an anti-Obamacare letter from their superior, Archbishop Timothy Broglio.

15. The military faked “returning home” casket ceremonies for years, even lying to family members on their loved ones fates.

16. Suicides in the military are now outpacing combat deaths, with 349 suicides committed in 2012 alone.

17. The military provides abortives for personnel all across the world at taxpayer expense.

18. The U.S. Army trains troops to be “culturally sensitive” to Islam.

19. The military is bloated and wastes millions upon millions of dollars due to ineptness, like losing an estimated 43 million dollars in Southwest Asia.

20. Let us not forget that, historically, the United States military invaded Alabama. And while many Alabamians carried over service to the United States (an example being General Joseph Wheeler), it did not necessarily promote the well-being of Alabama.

While the average Southern good ‘ol boy has the best interests of his home at heart, he’s ultimately serving one of the most liberal facets of U.S. life. Where else is racial and gender status quo, abortion, and entitlement programs more closely regulated and promoted than in the armed forces? The culture war in the military is drawing to a close- and it’s not a win for the good guys. What are we to do? We can abstain from the military. It clearly is not on the side of Christians, and, like in Roman times, we can refuse to serve such an evil entity.

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Equality, Love, and Forced Abortions


Dan Savage, a man whose language consists primarily of vulgarities, has reached an all new low in his Sodomite war-march. Savage has stated that forced abortions should be carried out for the next 30 years in order to keep the population in check.

Population control. There’s too many G-d d—-ed people on the planet.

We here at St. Andrew’s News can think of one way Mr. Savage could decrease the population by one. Christian sensibilities forbid it, but then Mr. Savage hasn’t exactly stuck close to Church teaching. He probably considers himself too important to be lost, anyway.

You know, I’m pro-choice, I believe that women should have a right to control their bodies. Sometimes in my darker moments, I’m anti-choice. I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.

So a man who makes his living ridiculing Christians and standing on the soap box of equality believes that abortions should be forced upon the populace for the “common good.” Lucky for Mr. Savage that he could sneak in before his own nefarious plans could be implemented. What supreme hypocrisy, to speak of justice and love while holding to such recognisably wicked beliefs! What hypocrisy to speak of choice!

This is the man the Fed has aided in establishing an “anti-bullying” (codeword for anti-Christian) website to convince people to stay Sodomised. This is the man who is routinely welcomed at colleges to push his human-hating agenda. This is the man whose diatribes would make the worst criminals in the world blush.

This is Sodomy, and it’s implications, at it’s finest.

Government/TV Media are One

It isn’t possible that the Federal government and the media would form such a close collusion that money would change hands to insure big-government policies among the masses, is it? Well, actually, it’s becoming commonplace. Large sums of “donations” are now influencing “Obamacare-friendly” plot-lines of today’s trash television.

The California Endowment … is spending millions to promote President Barack Obama’s signature law, recently provided a $500,000 grant to ensure TV writers and producers have information about the Affordable Care Act that can be stitched into plot lines watched by millions.

An evil, tyrannical government mixed in with a liberal media which routinely hides the facts? Soviet Russia couldn’t have done it better. Propaganda at it’s finest.


Shhhhhhhhhh. It’s a Secret

St. Andrew’s News is proud to inform readers on a mind-blowing fact: The Federal government never shut down.

‘What?’ you say. ‘Then why was I constantly being pounded by apocalyptic harridans from MSNBC, FOX, and CNN? You tell me a shut-down never occurred!’

Think a little while. What exactly shut down?

Federal police continued to patrol monuments and parks- only now with the express intent to keep citizens out.

Congress continued to meet.

Obama was still in the White House.

Federal employees were still getting paid (retroactively).

What DID shut down?

Well, Michelle Obama’s servants were only allowed to water her garden, not weed or prune, etc.

Really important stuff, that. In fact, the entire shut-dwon constituted only 17% of the the Federal government. That’s hardly a true shutdown. The battle waged by some Republicans, while admirable, was mainly for political points rather than truly driving for an honest-to-goodness, lights-out offline.

But, now that we’re on the tail-end of that magical hay ride, how exactly did our Representatives perform in this fight? Some good, others, not so.

Those opposing ending the “shut-down” were Senators Sessions and Shelby, and Reps. Brooks, Aderholt, Rogers, and Roby.

Voting for the bill were Terri Sewell and Spencer Bachus of the House.  The Constitution Party of Alabama said on Bachus’s’ vote:

Before he retires from office (REPUBLICAN) Rep. Spencer Bachus gave Alabama one last punch in the face and voted in favor of the compromise.

Senator Sessions statement on the vote:

They demanded yet another increase in the debt limit – without cutting one single penny of spending. They demanded the unfettered implementation of ObamaCare – a law that will add $6 trillion to the long-term debt while causing millions of hardworking people to lose their jobs and health plans, forced into part-time work that can’t support a family. And they even demanded that we spend above the Budget Control Act – a transparent effort to permanently bust federal spending caps.

How did alleged Conservative leader Boehner lean? To the Liberal side, of course:

 We’ve been locked into a fight over here, trying to bring government down to size, trying to do our best to stop Obamacare. We fought the good fight; we just didn’t win. There’s no reason for our members to vote ‘no’ today. (Emphasis Added)

That’s the type of stuff of which leaders are made! I wonder if Boehner is included in the Federal Employee raise come January. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn’t it?

This highlights the differences between Alabama and it’s Republican Party to that of the other States and the “national” Republican Party (headed by Yankees). The Northern and Pacific counterparts basically told Conservatives to “roll over and die.” Were this up to Alabama alone, HR 2775 would never have passed, or come close to passing. The shutdown would have been a real shutdown, with the Fed being derailed for quite some time. But the sectional differences are showing through in what one liberal called a “Confederate” plot. This gives us all the more reason to end the Fed here in Alabama and secede.

Pentagon Fakes Ceremonies


How much does the Fed actually care for the lives of it’s soldiers? If recent admissions by the Pentagon are any measure, very little. Soldiers KIA overseas were allegedly given honour upon their arrival at a military base in Hawaii. The problems? The flag-draped coffins contained no bodies. Many of the planes were shuttled into position as props because they couldn’t fly. The bodies of the fallen were actually kept detained. When the Fed finally got around to it, how did many soldiers’ bodies arrive?

When remains are brought back by JPAC (a Pentagon organ) staff, they arrive from the airport in a plastic box in an employee’s private vehicle, with no ceremony

The Pentagon has stated, however, that it was actually doing something good by fooling the citizen:

These pre-planned ceremonies are symbolic in nature, with the purpose of honoring those Americans who made the ultimate sacrifice in support of our nation

Because nothing says honouring the dead by putting on a farce complete with empty coffins.

Making the average citizen feel good must trump any disclosure of truth. Just ensure everyone thinks we’re rolling along nicely in our pleasant little wars. The Fed/Brass can’t have the populace know just how they treat our boys!

Obamacare is Priceless

… Well, not according to these Facebook users. Or these:

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